While this is labeled a bad flag, I kind of like the way it looks! You’ll have to see why later…

Fredrick county. Bordering Pennsylvania and Virginia, near DC, home of Fort Detrick, the county seat is Fredrick, the birthplace of Joel Soffer, arguably the best president of the United States that you’ve never heard of because I made him up, and proud owner of one wacky flag.

The man there is Francis Scott Key, a person credited to the Star Spangled Banner not because he wrote it, but because he learned the words before anyone else. He’s just pointing to the county map as if to say, “Hey look! It’s a county!” while getting everyone else’s attention.

I have no idea what else to say here, that just sums it up. 😛