Good Flag: Northern Mariana Islands (Unofficial flag, 1972–1976; Official flag, 1976–1981)

This flag for a US territory whose middle word I sometimes misread as ‘marinara’ is wonderful, make no mistake. The NMI has gone through some different ownership of countries. It was first owned by the Spanish, then the Germans (!?), then they used the UN flag (for some reason), then they used the flag of the Trust Territory of the Pacific Islands of which it … Continue reading Good Flag: Northern Mariana Islands (Unofficial flag, 1972–1976; Official flag, 1976–1981)

Good Flag: Kingdom of Sikkim (1967-1975)

whaddup ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, i’m back! Anyhoo… The Kingdom of Sikkim was an old country nudged in between India and China, and from 1877 until its annexation in 1975, it had a flag. This one was used in 1967, and it looks nice! The reason why they used this flag 8 years before the country’s doom will be explained later on though… … Continue reading Good Flag: Kingdom of Sikkim (1967-1975)

Good Flag: Goliad County, Texas

OH DANG! THAT FLAG IS JUST…IT’S SO…IT…uh…it’s actually pretty hardcore! This is actually Goliad’s unofficial flag. It is known as the “Bloody Arm Flag”. It means that Texans would rather lose an arm than live under tyranny and was promptly hoisted in Goliad after Texas’s Declaration of Independence. To me, it kind of looks like the cover of an album from some heavy metal-grindcore band, … Continue reading Good Flag: Goliad County, Texas

Bad Flag: Fredrick County, Maryland (probably 1998-2023)

While this is labeled a bad flag, I kind of like the way it looks! You’ll have to see why later… Fredrick county. Bordering Pennsylvania and Virginia, near DC, home of Fort Detrick, the county seat is Fredrick, the birthplace of Joel Soffer, arguably the best president of the United States that you’ve never heard of because I made him up, and proud owner of … Continue reading Bad Flag: Fredrick County, Maryland (probably 1998-2023)

Bad Flag: Oil City, Pennsylvania

This is a bad flag, what with the city and state name, the numbers, and the seal, though the only part I like is the cool motto across the bottom. It sounds like a motto for a brand of cars: Buy the new 2026 Oil City Truck, proudly manufactured exclusively in Pennsylvania, where tradition meets innovation. Our dedicated workforce, comprised of skilled artisans and enthusiastic … Continue reading Bad Flag: Oil City, Pennsylvania