OH DANG! THAT FLAG IS JUST…IT’S SO…IT…uh…it’s actually pretty hardcore! This is actually Goliad’s unofficial flag. It is known as the “Bloody Arm Flag”. It means that Texans would rather lose an arm than live under tyranny and was promptly hoisted in Goliad after Texas’s Declaration of Independence. To me, it kind of looks like the cover of an album from some heavy metal-grindcore band, … Continue reading Good Flag: Goliad County, Texas
I should mention that there is one unwritten rule when it comes to putting maps on flags… If the place you’re representing is [mostly] a polygon, do not put it on the map. The flag of the county seat, also named Bandera, is equally bad: Continue reading Bad Flag: Bandera County, Texas
This flag was used in the Battle of Gonzales, which was in the Texas Revolution, a war in which Texas (an independent country then) fought against Mexico, and the latter lost. This flag looks like it’s fake, but it’s so real. And that is my main factor in choosing this flag. I’ll even forgive the words, which probably contribute to the bad-boy nature of this … Continue reading Good Flag: Come and Take It Flag (Historical)
The following is what I think happened when they were making this county flag (enjoy): COUNTY EXECUTIVE: All the other Texas counties are getting flags, why shouldn’t we?! BAD FLAG DESIGNER: I can do that, sir! I will make a flag that shall proudly fly over the Bastrop County courthouse! COUNTY EXECUTIVE: Excellent! This flag’ll beat the cow crud out of the other county flags! … Continue reading Bad Flag: Bastrop County, Texas
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