There are a couple things to talk about this flag

First, we have the unnecessary white and black stripes. My life, however, is now dedicated to not winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but instead figuring out why the black stripe is slightly thinner than the white stripe. Are they telling us something? Are they saying the White Stripes are supreme? Is it just a mistake and the Brunei government was like, “Yeah, let’s go with it.”

Finally, there is the emblem in the center. We have an underground person (ground not depicted) praising a Dr. Seuss-ian tree with an umbrella that has a mini-flag on it? And that was built on the moon’s crescent! Seriously, WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!

If you are from Brunei, give me context ASAP.